Friday, July 24, 2009

The One Where Charlie Gets His Butt Poked

NOTE TO READERS: This was something I wrote in August of 2008. Please read the article linked below before reading this note.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/8470928/?MSNHPHCP&GT1=39002

Wow. Ok, I know that people are getting tired of the whole McCain v. Obama thing, and I know that as far as television quality goes, we're not left with much, but with "Friends'" off the air, "2 and a Half Men" in reruns, "LOST"...well nobody ever knows what the fuck is up with "LOST", and the Olympics almost over...

I'd STILL rather burn my eyes out with hot lead pokers while listening to Kidz Bop does: The Best of Clay Aiken than watch this...this...well, this...

(WARNING: Entirely Intended Pun Ahead)

shit.

(Warned You.)

I mean, I can't decide whats worse, that we have gotten to such a point in society that we need to have our sports "idols" (I'm willing to go as far as to call Charles Barkley that) undergo televised colonoscopies(sp?) to tell us that cancer is bad? I mean couldn't we be just as successful, and as tasteless, and just have Carrot Top and Andy Dick doing some kind of informative musical number?

Woah. I digressed for a second there. Back to my "what's worst" point.

So again, what's worse? The fact that we as a society need to see that to glean anything about the negatives of cancer, or that this story beat out two other major stories that should have been reported for "Top News" according to MSN.com?

What two stories you ask? Well, maybe I'm being an A-Typical ethnocentric Cleveland-er, but did anybody forget that Stephanie Tubbs-Jones had a brain aneurysm today? And not just that, but that she was then nationally reported dead INCORRECTLY? If I hadn't been watching Channel 5 news, which mind you was the only local station covering it because channels 3 and 8 had to finish their all to important broadcasts of The Young and The Stupid and Judge "Useless", respectively, I would never have known that she was still physically, but not mentally, alive and in critical condition at Huron Hospital. According to both CNN.com and MSN.com, however, she had died. Channel 5, our LOCAL affiliate apologized for their misinformation, but MSN just removed the story from their top news, without apology and went on to tell us an even more important story about Charles Barkley's anus.

Now, don't get me wrong, I am not against promoting cancer research and prevention, I have both lost and had my family members affected by cancer, so its an issue that I understand the direness of. And when I originally saw an ad for the multi-cast event "Stand Up To Cancer" at the movie theater the other day, I was moved enough to be interested in watching it. What confuses me is where the producers get off thinking that we as Americans want to see something like that done to ANYBODY, let alone Charles Barkley.

I mean, I've seen some STUPID Reality-TV, but if they're that desperate for ideas, I'm sure I could come up with something better.

The BBC's Newsround website, recently polled the british people, asking them what they felt made a good Reality TV Series. The answers, which came from a poll of about 20 people...ages 8 to 15 >_< ...basically said they liked washed up celebrities, back-stabbing, poo-jokes, violence, and large prizes.

So lets see..

Celebs: Amy Winehouse, Urkel, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Kathy Griffin, Brooke Shields, Emilio Estevez and (just for good measure) Charles Barkley

Location: Your local state penitentiary, lifer-division

Game Show: I'm a "Celebrity"...And I Deserve This.

Plot: The Celebs are put into cells with other real prisoners. They are then given a week to befriend their new cell"mates" and then after 1 week a brawl is intentionally started in the cafeteria...the celebrity who escapes, or avoids being shanked the most, wins five-hundred grand for their chosen charity.

See? That was easy, and it combines everything we apparently want in our TV.

Violence
Humor
Danger
Celebs
Back-Stabbing
Big Prizes
Charities and Research being supported

and, the most important of them all...

The potential opportunity to see something shoved up Charles Barkley's ass.

Stephanie Tubbs-Jones, my thoughts and prayers are with you and your family.

And I'm done.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Not to Mention, Of Course, Hating Dear Ol' Mom and Dad

I'd like to start this note off with a bit of a disclaimer, in two parts:

Part One:
I love my parents more than words can say, please don't assume otherwise

Part Two:
I very rarely, if ever, listen to Coast To Coast AM on WTAM 1100.

Thank you for your patience, as it was much appreciated. Now, on to my rant.
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So I was driving home tonight, and I clicked on my radio, roughly around 1:30am for the drive home, which would, at least, take me about 30min.

WGAR? Nothing.

Q104? Nothing.

107.3 The Wave? Too sappy for this late at night, especially without a date

It was obvious FM wasn't going to do it for me, so I switch tuning frequencies over to the beauty that is late night talk radio on WTAM 1100. Which, after roughly 11pm on weeknights hosts the national broadcast of what is quite possibly the only radio tabloid show out there...

COAST TO COAST AM

On this show you will hear everything the government doesn't want you to hear.Or so they tell you on the program. If there was such thing as a liberal media conspiracy, this show would be a forerunner. (Addendum to my disclaimer...there is no liberal media conspiracy, and I am a liberal so please don't give me any political banter...thank you)

Typical topics of conversation on Coast to Coast AM:
Aliens
Bigfoot
Government Conspiracies
Ghosts under your bed
Ghosts in your closet
Ghosts in your basement
Ghosts in your mother
and so on...

As you can see, very rarely a decent conversation to be heard. But tonight when I tuned in the first words I hear mid-sentence are:

"Carbonic Acid Build Up in Oceans Expected to Kill Off Coral Reefs by 2050"

Followed by:

"Amphibians Are Dying Out At An Alarming Rate, This recent and massive decline in amphibian populations, that have been on Earth for millions of years, is one of the greatest extinction events in history."

Amidst the discussion, obviously the topic of global warming appeared as the culprit of all this, and I listened with a bit of a voice in the back of my head that kept reminding me what show I was listening to and that despite my inherent interest, that I should keep in mind that it was probably embellished information. However, despite my best efforts, I got hooked and began listening.

What I gathered was that our CO2 emissions have begun to get so bad that we have nearly doubled the natural volcanic output that was seen shortly after the extinction of the dinosaurs 65 million years ago, and that we are slowly causing all that CO2 to be absorbed into the ocean, and that acid from the C02 is what is slowly killing all the coral reefs at an alarming rate, eliminating them, supposedly, by 2050, only 42 years from now.

Keep in mind, if this is true, which I can not attest to as I'm not even sure I got all my facts straight in the sentence above (it WAS nearly 2am, and I am not a scientist), that means that we will be entirely throwing off the eco-scale, if you will, in the ocean, which could have dire effects on humanity, and it is only 42 years away...42 years, as in when I'm 62, there will cease to be coral reef on this planet.

This meaning that when I'm a grandparent my stories won't be about my hilly, cold, barefoot walk to school, or my back-breaking work ethic, but will be something like this:

"When I was your age, Pluto was a planet, and there were entire sea-scapes of beautiful coral underwater..."

To which, my grandkids will cheerfully roll their eyes and say "Oh Grandpa" while assuming I've gone senile, and deciding which nursing home would be the least likely to beat me into a submissive old-person's coma.

But I have digressed, quite a bit at this point...

My point is, after all this scientific jargon had been exchanged, the host said something, that I suppose should have frightened me, but I actually had a quite different reaction. After the guest finished his statement about coral, the host replied, quite calmly..

"So, are you telling me that this current generation maybe the last generation to know the Earth in the way we've all come to know it?"

And if thats not scary enough, his reply was...

"Yes."

The LAST generation to know the Earth as it is today?

Are you fucking kidding me!?

If it isn't obvious yet, I was pretty effing pissed. (Addendum to the Addendum to my disclaimer...yes I said fuck, and then "effing"...its 2:27am...bite me)

Are you telling me, honestly, that we are going to be the final generation to see Earth with oceans, forests, grass, wildlife...hell even blue skies, and fields instead of deserts?

And you're telling us this now? When we are just turning 21? Just hitting the prime of our post-youth...when the days of lying around in the summer grass, or drawing daisies with crayons on construction paper are about to be traded in for bank deposits and office-mergers?

Seriously, how dare you?

All I could think was how pissed I was at the people who are one, or even two generations above us, for how conceited and self-centered they must have been for this to happen.

Why can't we have the carefree days of the 1950s, 60s, and 70s...days when Fathers knew best and there was a sitcom on TV to prove it.

Days when the biggest concern was what Mom was going to make for dinner that night, or if Joanie would take your class ring or jacket and hold your hand so you could "go steady".

Days when you could sit in the park, dressed in rags, smoking marijuana with your friends, and that was the "far out thing to do, man."

Days when if someone had uttered the words "Internet", "Global Warming", or "Computer", people would think you were speaking a foreign language.

Why is it that we have had to miss all that, hear of it only in our parent's nostalgic waxing, and in our history class textbooks, and instead have had shit like Global warming dumped in our laps?

Things like an endless war in the middle east?

Things like computers, the internet, and TV which take away from the time spent with family, friends, and the ones we love

Things like having to worry from day to day if our kids are going to go to school where they are supposed to be safe and succeed in life, but instead risk the chances of being gunned down by kid who just couldn't cope anymore.

Things like finding out, 21 years down the road, that what we've come to learn as common place, our own Earth, will, supposedly, cease to be the same, in only 40 to 50 years.

Why is it our responsibility to remember, because the generations before us took these things for granted and wasted our resources away.

Why are we being handed a failing economy, while our parents prepare, and our grandparents live off of a failing social security program that we pay into weekly, but will never be able to appreciate by the time we're old enough to benefit from it? (Addendum to the Addendum to the Addendum to my disclaimer, I am not against the idea behind Social Security, or the fact that it aides my grandparents, just the fact that its failures are becoming our responsibility to fix.)

Now I'll say that the technology didn't exist back then to identify what we have found to be the problems we have now, but part of me feels that just isn't a good enough excuse.

In Germany right now, high up in the mountains, is an Ark, similar to Noah's where they are currently stocking, in two 60x60 rooms, seeds of nearly every plant on the planet, so when the flooding starts, and farmlands are reduced to lakes, oceans and deserts, and the predicted famine sets in, there will still be hope. Of course, this is all speculation, so even I ind it hard to believe that such atrocities could all occur simultaneously and so quickly, but why is it that all we get is a "Sorry the world will soon severely change for you, so take these seeds as a consolation." When they got to live in the proverbial natural lap of luxury, and apparently never appreciated it.

Its OUR generation that started the "Go Green" movement.

The Disney Channel now encourages kids to go out and help plant trees and clean parks and natural forests.

The DISNEY Channel, viewed typically by KIDS 8-14, and the adults behind it are passing their mistakes unto us them fix.

That is grade-a bullshit.

Now mind you, what sucks the most is we can't do anything about it.

Rebel, and the world fails.

Succeed, and it survives.

I guess the real question is, is it worth it?






Or should you start looking into friendly nursing homes now...?

P.S. - I suggest ones in high lying regions...unless, that is, you like to swim.

Sincerely,
My Conscious

Saturday, May 26, 2007

Alls Fair In love and Show Business

So I was in a commercial

and not just ANY commercial...but a Norton Furniture Commercial

Yes, thats right, Mark Norton the guy with the voice from those creepy late-night TV ads...and I was in one of his commercials. So I figure I can toot my own horn here, this being my blog and all. Guess which one I am while you're at it!

If you're from Northeast Ohio you are more then familiar with these ads, if not they're still funny and can be found in their entirety on YouTube if you search for Norton Furniture. They were even recently featured on Talk Soup on the E! Network.



Also, just to show that even commercials have their bloopers, and that Mark is truly human and has a sense of humor too, heres a blooper take:

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Tee-Hee and Truthdom

So true.

So very, very true.

Hm, talk about an absence of posts. I'll have to do something about this is the near future.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

On the importance of being important

Just something to think about with 2006 coming to an unavoidable close. Here, courtesy of MSN.com are the 50 greatest Inventions of our time...and I must say I agree:

In the past half-century, scientific and technological advances have transformed our world. PM convened a panel of 25 experts to identify innovations that have made the biggest impact, from the hospital to outer space to the kitchen. Here, then, are the breakthroughs of our time.

1955--TV REMOTE CONTROL: It marks the official end of humanity's struggle for survival and the beginning of its quest for a really relaxing afternoon. The first wireless remote, designed by Zenith's Eugene Polley, is essentially a flashlight. When Zenith discovers that direct sunlight also can change channels on the remote-receptive TVs, the company comes out with a model that uses ultrasound; it lasts into the 1980s, to the chagrin of many a family dog. The industry then switches to infrared.

1955--MICROWAVE OVEN: In 1945 Raytheon's Percy Spencer stands in front of a magnetron (the power tube of radar) and feels a candy bar start to melt in his pocket: He is intrigued. When he places popcorn kernels in front of the magnetron, the kernels explode all over the lab. Ten years later Spencer patents a "radar range" that cooks with high-frequency radio waves; that same year, the Tappan Stove Co. introduces the first home microwave model.

1955--POLIO VACCINE: The year Jonas Salk finds a way to prevent polio, there are 28,985 global cases; by 2005, the number drops to 1200.

1957--THREE-POINT SEATBELT: According to the U.S. Department of Transportation, more than 15,000 American lives are saved in 2005 by Nils Bohlin's device.

1957--BIRTH-CONTROL PILL: Enovid, a drug the FDA approves for menstrual disorders, comes with a warning: The mixture of synthetic progesterone and estrogen also prevents ovulation. Two years later, more than half a million American women are taking Enovid--and not all of them have cramps. In 1960 the FDA approves Enovid for use as the first oral contraceptive.

1958--JET AIRLINER: The Boeing 707-120 debuts as the world's first successful commercial jet airliner, ushering in the era of accessible mass air travel. The four-engine plane carries 181 passengers and cruises at 600 mph for up to 5280 miles on a full tank. The first commercial jet flight takes off from New York and lands in Paris; domestic service soon connects New York and Los Angeles.

1958--LASER BEAM: Whitens teeth, removes tattoos, corrects vision, scans groceries, tracks missiles.

1958--SUPER GLUE: Repairs a broken taillight, reassembles a vase, strengthens knots on a hammock, closes wounds, lifts fingerprints.

1959--FLOAT GLASS: There's a reason old windowpanes distort everything: They were made by rapidly squeezing a sheet of red-hot glass between two hot rollers, which produced a cheap but uneven pane. British engineer Alastair Pilkington revolutionizes the process by floating molten glass on a bath of molten tin--by nature, completely flat. The first factory to produce usable float glass opens in 1959; an estimated 90 percent of plate glass is still produced this way.

1961--CORDLESS TOOLS: Black and Decker releases its first cordless drill, but designers can't coax more than 20 watts from its NiCd batteries. Instead, they strive for efficiency, modifying gear ratios and using better materials. The revolutionary result puts new power in the hands of DIYers and--thanks to a NASA contract--the gloves of astronauts.

1961--INDUSTRIAL ROBOT: The Unimate, the first programmable industrial robot, is installed on a General Motors assembly line in New Jersey. Conceived by George C. Devol Jr. to move and fetch things, the invention gets a lukewarm reception in the United States. Japanese manufacturers love it and, after licensing the design in 1968, go on to dominate the global market for industrial robots.

1962--COMMUNICATIONS SATELLITE: Telstar is launched as the first "active" communications satellite--active as in amplifying and retransmitting incoming signals, rather than passively bouncing them back to Earth. Telstar makes real a 1945 concept by science fiction author Arthur C. Clarke, who envisioned a global communications network based on geosynchronous satellites. Two weeks after Telstar's debut, President Kennedy holds a press conference in Washington, D.C., that is broadcast live across the Atlantic.

1962--VIDEO GAMES: MIT programmers write Spacewar; 43 years later 89 percent of school-age kids own video games.

1962--LED: Working as a consultant for General Electric, Nick Holonyak develops the light-emitting diode (LED), which provides a simple and inexpensive way for computers to convey information. From their humble beginnings in portable calculators, LEDs spread from the red light that indicates coffee is brewing to the 290-ft.-tall Reuters billboard in Times Square.

1964--UNMANNED AERIAL VEHICLES: Widespread use of remotely piloted aircraft begins during the Vietnam War with deployment of 1000 AQM-34 Ryan Firebees. The first model of these 29-ft.-long planes was developed in just 90 days in 1962. AQM-34s go on to fly more than 34,000 surveillance missions. Their success leads to the eventual development of the Unmanned Aerial Vehicles widely used today.

1977--The Apple II, one of the first PCs; PHOTO BY VOLKER STEGER/SCIENCE PHOTO LIBRARY

THE COMPUTER AGE

The phrase "dot com" enters our language in the 1990s, but the sequence of innovations that leads to the Internet goes back at least 40 years.

The first general-purpose computer, the nearly 30-ton ENIAC (1947), contains 18,000 vacuum tubes, 70,000 resistors and 10,000 capacitors. In 1959, the INTEGRATED CIRCUIT puts those innards on one tiny chip. Before the entire world is networked, there is the ARPANET--four computers linked in 1969. It introduces the concept of "packet switching," which simultaneously delivers messages as short units and reassembles them at their destination. The Apple II, Commodore Pet and Radio Shack's TRS-80 are introduced in 1977--four years before IBM, soon to become synonymous with the term "PC," unveils its PERSONAL COMPUTER. In 1989, Sir Tim Berners-Lee creates "hypertext markup language" (HTML) to make Web pages and the "Uniform Resource Locator" (URL) to identify where information is stored. These breakthroughs form the foundation of the WORLD WIDE WEB.

1964--MUSIC SYNTHESIZER: Robert Moog develops the first electronic synthesizer to make the leap from machine to musical instrument. Moog's device not only generates better sounds than other synthesizers, it can be controlled by a keyboard rather than by punch cards. The subsequent acceptance of electronic music is a crucial step in developing audio technology for computers, cellphones and stereos.

1966--HIGH-YIELD RICE: The International Rice Research Institute in the Philippines releases a semi-dwarf, high-yield Indica variety that, in conjunction with high-yield wheat, ushers in the Green Revolution. Indica rice thrives in tropical regions of Asia and South America, raising worldwide production more than 20 percent by 1970.

1969--SMOKE DETECTOR: Randolph Smith and Kenneth House patent a battery-powered smoke detector for home use. Later models rely on perhaps the cheapest nuclear technology you can own: a chunk of americium-241. The element's radioactive particles generate a small electric current. If smoke enters the chamber it disrupts the current, triggering an alarm.

1969--CHARGE-COUPLED DEVICE: Bell Labs' George Smith and Willard Boyle invent a charge-coupled device (CCD) that can measure light arriving at a rate of just one photon per minute. Smith and Boyle's apparatus allows extremely faint images to be recorded, which is very useful in astronomy. Today, its most noticeable impact is in digital cameras, which rely on CCD arrays containing millions of pixels.

1970--DIGITAL MUSIC: James Russell, a scientist with the Pacific Northwest National Laboratory, invents the first digital-to-optical recording and playback system, in which sounds are represented by a string of 0s and 1s and a laser reads the binary patterns etched on a photosensitive platter. Russell isn't able to convince the music industry to adopt his invention, but 20 years later, Time Warner and other CD manufacturers pay a $30 million patent infringement settlement to Russell's former employer, the Optical Recording Co.

1971--WAFFLE-SOLE RUNNING SHOES: Bill Bowerman, the track coach at the University of Oregon, sacrifices breakfast for peak performance when he pours rubber into his wife's waffle iron, forming lightweight soles for his athletes' running shoes. Three years later, Bowerman's company, Nike, introduces the Waffle Trainer, which is an instant hit.


N THEIR WORDS
1962 Computer Mouse: "I don't know why we call it a mouse. It started that way, and we never changed it." --Doug Engelbart, engineer, Stanford Research Institute, 1968
1969 Automated Teller Machine: "On Sept. 2, our bank will open at 9:00 and never close again!" --Long Island branch of Chemical Bank, advertisement from 1969
1973 Cellphone: "Joel, I'm calling you from a real cellular phone." --Martin Cooper, leader of Motorola's cellphone team, to Joel Engel, research head of rival AT&T's Bell Labs, April 3, 1973
1978 In-Vitro Fertilization: "We'd love to have children of our own one day. That would be such a dream come true." --Louise Brown Mullinder, the first test-tube baby, on her wedding day, in 2003
1979 Sony Walkman: "This is the product that will satisfy those young people who want to listen to music all day." --Akio Morita, Sony Chairman, February 1979

RADICAL FIBERS

From easy-on shoes to lighter tennis rackets and stronger planes, revolutionary materials have changed our lives.

In 1955, Patent No. 2,717,437 is issued to George de Mestral for VELCRO, a fabric inspired by burrs that stick to his dog's fur. In 1961 researchers in Japan develop high-quality CARBON-FIBER COMPOSITES, capping a decade of experimentation with plastics reinforced by carbon fibers. Thanks to DuPont's Stephanie Kwolek and Herbert Blades, who in 1965 invent a high-strength polymer called KEVLAR, the body armor of 2920 police and correctional officers has protected them from fatal attacks. The term "FIBEROPTIC" is coined in 1956, but it isn't until 1970 that scientists at Corning produce a fiber of ultrapure glass that transmits light well enough to be used for telecommunications.

1972--ELECTRONIC IGNITION: Chrysler paves the way for the era of electronic--rather than mechanical--advances in automobiles with the electronic ignition. It leads to electronic control of ignition timing and fuel metering, harbingers of more sophisticated systems to come. Today, these include electronic control transmission shift points, antilock brakes, traction control systems, steering and airbag deployment.

1973--MRI: Everyone agrees that magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) is a brilliant invention--but no one agrees on who invented it. The physical effect that MRIs rely on--nuclear magnetic resonance--earns various scientists Nobel Prizes for physics in 1944 and 1952. Many believe that Raymond Damadian establishes the machine's medical merit in 1973, when he first uses magnetic resonance to discern healthy tissue from cancer. Yet, in 2003, the Nobel Prize for medicine goes to Peter Lauterbur and Peter Mansfield for their "seminal discoveries." The topic of who is the worthiest candidate remains hotly debated.

1978--GPS: The first satellite in the modern Navstar Global Positioning System (GPS) is launched. (The GPS's precursor, TRANSIT, was developed in the early 1960s to guide nuclear subs.) It is not until the year 2000, though, that President Clinton grants nonmilitary users access to an unscrambled GPS signal. Now, cheap, handheld GPS units can determine a person's location to within 3 yards.

1978--GENETIC ENGINEERING: Produces insulin, creates vaccines, clones sheep, increases shelf life of tomatoes, manipulates human cells to prevent disease.

1981--SCANNING TUNNELING MICROSCOPE: By moving the needle of the scanning tunneling microscope (STM) across a surface and monitoring the electric current that flows through it, scientists can map a surface to the level of single atoms. The STM is so precise that it not only looks at atoms--it also can manipulate them into structures. The microscope's development earns IBM researchers Gerd Binnig and Heinrich Rohrer a Nobel Prize and helps launch the emerging era of nanotechnology.

1984--DNA FINGERPRINTING: Molecular biologist Alec Jeffreys devises a way to make the analysis of more than 3 billion units in the human DNA sequence much more manageable by comparing only the parts of the sequence that show the greatest variation among people. His method quickly finds its way into the courts, where it is used to exonerate people wrongly accused of crimes and to finger the true culprits.

LIFESAVERS

Over the past 50 years, a few pivotal medical discoveries have helped to boost adult life expectancy dramatically.

In 1956, Wilson Greatbatch grabs the wrong resistor and connects it to a device he is building to record heartbeats. When the circuit emits a pulse, he realizes the device can be used to control the beat; in 1960 the first PACEMAKER is successfully implanted in a human. Rene Favaloro performs the first CORONARY BYPASS SURGERY in 1967, taking a length of vein from a leg and grafting it onto the coronary artery. This allows blood to flow around the blocked section. Thanks in part to these advances, the number of deaths from heart disease declines in the U.S. by almost 50 percent. The outlook for people infected by HIV also dramatically changes. The FDA approves Invirase, the first of a class of drugs called HIV PROTEASE INHIBITORS, in 1995. By blocking the function of enzymes used in the virus's replication, the inhibitors can reduce HIV to undetectable levels for sustained periods in up to 90 percent of patients.

1985--POLYMERASE CHAIN REACTION: Biochemist Kary Mullis invents a technique that exploits enzymes in order to make millions of copies of a tiny scrap of DNA quickly and cheaply. No matter how small or dried-out a bloodstain is, forensic scientists can now gather enough genetic material to do DNA fingerprinting. With PCR, doctors also can search for trace amounts of HIV genetic code to diagnose infection much sooner than by conventional methods.

1987--PROZAC: Prozac becomes the first in a new class of FDA-approved antidepressants called "selective serotonin re-uptake inhibitors," which block the reabsorption of the mood-elevating neurotransmitter serotonin, thereby prolonging its effects. Though at times controversial, Prozac helps patients cope with clinical depression, reshaping our understanding of how personality and emotion can be chemically controlled. Within five years, 4.5 million Americans are taking Prozac--making it the most widely accepted psychiatric drug ever.

1998--GENETIC SEQUENCING: Scientist Craig Venter announces that his company will sequence the entire human genome in just three years and for only $300 million--12 years and $2 billion less than a federally funded project established to do the same thing. Venter uses a method called "shotgun sequencing" to make automated gene sequencers, instead of relying on the laborious approach used by the government program. The result is an acrimonious race to the finish, which ends in a tie. Both groups announce the completion of the human genome sequence in papers published in 2001.

1998--MP3 PLAYER: Depending on who you ask, the MP3 is either the end of civilization (record companies) or the dawn of a new world (everyone else). The Korean company Saehan introduces its MPMan in 1998, long before Apple asks, "Which iPod are you?" When the Diamond Rio hits the shelves a few months later, the Recording Industry Association of America sues--providing massive publicity and a boost to digital technology.

2002--IEEE 802.16: The geniuses at the Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers publish a wireless metropolitan area network standard that functions like Wi-Fi on steroids. An 802.16 antenna can transmit Internet access up to a 30-mile radius at speeds comparable to DSL and cable broadband. When it all shakes out, 802.16 could end up launching developing nations into the digital age by eliminating the need for wired telecommunications infrastructure.

FORWARD DRIVE

With 196 million licensed drivers in the U.S., a little automotive innovation can conserve a whole lot of oil.

The fuel cell goes back more than 150 years, and the first FUEL CELL VEHICLE--a 20-hp tractor--is built in 1959. But it isn't until 1993 that a Canadian company, Ballard Power Systems, demonstrates the first zero-emissions fuel cell bus. Since then, progress toward an economically viable fuel cell car has remained slow but steady. Likewise, Ferdinand Porsche wins his class at the 1902 Exelberg Hill-Climb in Austria in a front-wheel-drive HYBRID-ELECTRIC CAR. But it is almost a century later, in 1997, that Toyota surprises its rivals by unveiling the hybrid Prius to Japanese consumers. It takes nearly three years for the Prius to reach North America.



Of course they did leave out video games, but hey, no list is perfect



Have a great holiday and happy new year folks

Monday, November 20, 2006

On The True Conundrum Behind Selecting The Appropriate Deep-Fried Snack

Here is a short convo between my friend Chad and I

LuNaTiK 48: i really want a doughnut
FrozenBlaze911: go look in the mirror haha
FrozenBlaze911: :-P
FrozenBlaze911: j/k j/k
LuNaTiK 48: i am a fuckin doughnut
FrozenBlaze911: do u have 1 in the house?
LuNaTiK 48: nope
FrozenBlaze911: then I believe you have a conundrum
FrozenBlaze911: which
FrozenBlaze911: my friend
FrozenBlaze911: is not a thing like a doughnt
LuNaTiK 48: damn it
LuNaTiK 48: can i eat a conundrum
FrozenBlaze911: no
FrozenBlaze911: you can't
LuNaTiK 48: oh...:-(
LuNaTiK 48: i am making this silly little mexican dish
LuNaTiK 48: called taquitos
FrozenBlaze911: but you can eat a taquito
FrozenBlaze911: hey taquitoes kick ass
FrozenBlaze911: r they the chicken ones?
LuNaTiK 48: i think they are beef ones
FrozenBlaze911: however, fi they are the frozen ones I am thinking of
LuNaTiK 48: but i put cheese on them
FrozenBlaze911: they r gunna give you one nasty case of the shits
LuNaTiK 48: yay!
FrozenBlaze911: which, in itself, is another inedible, and unpleasent conundrum
LuNaTiK 48: lol

Gotta love a good convo between friends...haha

Thursday, November 16, 2006

On agnosticism losing faith in times most crucial


















They say Justice Is Blind....I say she's simply turning the other cheek.

In case you haven't set foot near a TV or radio within the last week, heres an interesting bit of newsfeed that proves George W. Bush isn't the only dumb american out there today.

According to several sources, mine specifically, at this point, being Slate Magazine, "Later this month, O.J. Simpson will appear on Fox in a two-hour special called If I Did It, Here's How It Happened. According to a news release, Simpson will explain "how he would have carried out the murders he has vehemently denied committing for over a decade."

Must....fight....urge....can't...overreact....

WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?

Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

Regardless, can anyone please tell me what the hell has happend to our country?

I mean besides the fact that:

- we supposedly elected Bush to one term, saw our mistake and somehow elected him to another term
- went into an unending war in Iraq over WMDs that don't exist
- turned the entire world's attention on us (mind you 99% of that attention was negative to begin with, now its just more negative)
- Have the largest economic defecit in a long time but can charge anywhere in the range of $2.25-$3.00 a gallon for gas, and allow an ex-starship captain, an obsessive compulsive washed-up comedian, and an ex-family tv star (plus god knows how many scantily clad women) to give away hundreds of thousands, if not millions of dollars nightly on shows like "Deal or No Deal?"
- Totally sold our morals to watch people eat pig testicals and pretend to be in love for the million dollar grandprize and 15min of fame and marriage (both of which end nearly simultaneously) on Reality TV shows (which thankfully are slowly declining)
- And totally ignore the fact that more children sit around and watch the smut that MTV and BET pump out on a daily basis during the most developmental stages in their lives instead of watching even 5min of news a day, and can more easily give you a discography of Christina Augilera then point out Canada on map

We must've made some kind of positive leap in the last decade.....right?

No.

No we have not, because now it is ok for someone who, while being aquitted of murder, was plainly guilty, to pick up the Bill of Rights and basically wipe their ass with it.

I mean, O.J. Simpson is basically doing 1 of 3 things here.

1) Rubbing our own stupidity in our faces.

He's guilty. He knows it. We know it. However the 12 or so people on the jury of his case, did not know it. Because of that he got off scot-free. Ok, big deal, our law system is not flawless, some might say. But, if this is essentially what he is doing, then he deserves to be an exception to the rule of "double jeopardy." Just because he knows he cannot be tried again does not mean he has the right to go on TV, or even write a book and say "Well, I mean, I didn't kill those people....but, and only but, if I HAD done it....here's basically what MIGHT have happend." I mean come on...are we really THAT stupid?

Apparently, otherwise the double jeopardy clause on the Bill of Rights wouldn't exist.

Lets simplify this for you.

You broke your mom's favorite lamp. She asked you who did it, and you blame it on your younger sibling. Your mom takes your word for it, and your scot-free. Now, just to make sure theres no suspicion on you, you take your mom's trust for granted and say "I didn't break the lamp, I promise, but if I DID break the lamp, let me tell you how it MIGHT have happend."

Now typically your mom would be like "Ok, you're definitly guilty, go to your room." and off you'd go to be punished.

But in the case, your mom has decided that once you have gone unpunished for doing something wrong, you cannot be punished for it in the future, even if you confess your crime....it would be alot of fun to get away with something then confess, now wouldn't it??

2) Someone has a guilty conscience

Maybe John Edwards was over O.J. Simpson's house for dinner one night and all of a sudden channeled a spirit? Maybe someone knows something they shouldn't know? Maybe, perhaps, he just realized that murdering your wife and her lover in cold blood is wrong afterall, and that he may, in fact, be guilty.

Regardless, this could be a feeble attempt of trying to justify his guilt by not necessarily admitting his guilt, but by coming clean in a sense and admitting how he WOULD of done it HAD he actually done it....which of course he did, but why would he go as far as to say that exactly?

Then again, looking back on number one, even if he had....would it matter?

3) "CSI:Miami" and "Deal or No Deal" are beating the ever-living shit out of FOX

November Sweeps...CSI (all 3) are in full swing, and the company that makes Deal or No Deal has put out 2 even more successful game shows "1 vs. 100" and "Show Me the Money". None of this, however, has happend on FOX....

Yah they have Family Guy and the Simpsons (the cartoon, not the murderer), and yah House may be so hip that his name ought to be changed to Cribs, but I mean their only other true income source, other then pure right-wing propoganda news, is American Idol, and unless Paula and Simon finally have intercourse on the judges table next season I don't even know if that'll spawn ratings....(attn FOX, I'm willing to sell you the rights that idea....lemme know...we'll do lunch).

So what better way to get ratings then to have O.J. Simpson come on the air and do 2 one-hour specials that re-enact his book (which is published by ReganBooks a subsidiary of News Corporation, which in turn also owns FOX) and basically stir up people like myself who cannot believe what they are watching, and people who are normally the subjects of interest on wonderful shows like "Cops" "Court TV" and "The Jerry Springer Show."

All I know is that I have found yet another reason to frown when I hear the words "America The Beautiful" and I will unfortunately HAVE to watch this program on FOX when it airs, because, if and when we pull our heads out of our asses, and finally see the light of day again, I want to make sure I've seen all the evidence that will very neatly and consicely be brought up against Mr.Simpson when true justice is finally being served.

Or, at least, be able to tell my grandkids that I was there when justice was no longer blind, but instead, turned her head away.

- A Very Disappointed Citizen