On The True Conundrum Behind Selecting The Appropriate Deep-Fried Snack

Here is a short convo between my friend Chad and I

LuNaTiK 48: i really want a doughnut
FrozenBlaze911: go look in the mirror haha
FrozenBlaze911: :-P
FrozenBlaze911: j/k j/k
LuNaTiK 48: i am a fuckin doughnut
FrozenBlaze911: do u have 1 in the house?
LuNaTiK 48: nope
FrozenBlaze911: then I believe you have a conundrum
FrozenBlaze911: which
FrozenBlaze911: my friend
FrozenBlaze911: is not a thing like a doughnt
LuNaTiK 48: damn it
LuNaTiK 48: can i eat a conundrum
FrozenBlaze911: no
FrozenBlaze911: you can't
LuNaTiK 48: oh...:-(
LuNaTiK 48: i am making this silly little mexican dish
LuNaTiK 48: called taquitos
FrozenBlaze911: but you can eat a taquito
FrozenBlaze911: hey taquitoes kick ass
FrozenBlaze911: r they the chicken ones?
LuNaTiK 48: i think they are beef ones
FrozenBlaze911: however, fi they are the frozen ones I am thinking of
LuNaTiK 48: but i put cheese on them
FrozenBlaze911: they r gunna give you one nasty case of the shits
LuNaTiK 48: yay!
FrozenBlaze911: which, in itself, is another inedible, and unpleasent conundrum
LuNaTiK 48: lol

Gotta love a good convo between friends...haha